Mr Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries was portrayed by John Inman between 1972 and 1985.
- I'm free!
- Menswear! (in a deep voice when answering the phone)
- Oh, hello mother!
- He's much better since he's had the operation.
- Our Ada!
- I shan't let you be privy to my confidences if you're going to mock me!
- I'm neither one way or the other.